Tuesday, 1 March 2016

Nigerians, God & Satan.

    I've been laughing since I got this joke.....but are we really this bad?
 ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.   GOD: What have they done this time?
 ANGEL: Everything!They don't listen to instructions. They don't obey traffic rules. They don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely reckless!

 GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello.. 
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten (10) minutes later: 
GOD: Hello Lucifer. 
SATAN: Your Lordship my father! I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis ooo! An hour later: 
SATAN: Hello? 
GOD: What's going on over there? 
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell oooo! (He stammers),they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioner. 

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